You know you are a twitter abuser when:

1.  When you get locked out for tweeting too much.  I may or may not get locked out frequently

2.  On Thursday night as you are trying to sleep,  you are already dreading #FollowFriday

(why we all hate #FF:  http://wp.me/pEOFF-5k )

3.  If you ever get excited about the possibility of #drunktweeting

4.  #youthinkinhashtag

5.   If you used to “tweet in your free time” and now tweet is part of your routine and you allow yourself no “free time”

6.  You see the fail whale and want to throw something

Twitter drives us all crazy at some point in the day, but when it goes down or fucks up, we go mad!

Thanks Twitter for drawing us in and taking all of our time! I used to have a real fucking life!

Have anymore? Leave them in the comments and I will add them in!

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